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Stung: Movie Review
Synopsis: Genetically modified super-wasps descend on a gathering of rich people. If you get stung (STUNG, you guys. I just got it) by one of these wasps, you will become a person-sized wasp. So kind of like zombies, except with wings and a stinger. But hey! Maybe you can produce some delicious honey. (Wasps cannot […]
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Kristy: Movie Review
At its core, this is a slasher movie about a girl who stays on campus over Thanksgiving break and finds herself stalked by 4 murdering psychopaths. The psychopaths kill a couple security guards, and the only thing standing between our heroine and certain death are her own wits. It’s pretty standard slasher fare. As far […]
Have you ever found yourself watching Superbad and thinking, “I wish there was a less well-written version of this with zombies and more annoying characters,”? Then this movie is for you! That sounds harsher than I mean it to. I apologize to the scouts and their stripper friend. Let’s break it down. Ben, Carter and […]
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The Witch: Movie Review
For the third year straight year a horror movie has made the festival rounds and has received rave reviews from self-proclaimed non-horror fans. In 2014 it was The Babadook. In 2015 it was It Follows. In 2016 we have The Witch. I consider myself lucky in that I was able to avoid trailers for any […]
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Cabin Fever: Movie Review
This is a pretty much shot-for-shot remake of Cabin Fever (originally released in the not-so-distant past of 2002). There has been a lot of negative discussion about the fact that this remake even exists, but I had two things in my favor going into this: 1. I’m not a particularly big fan of the original […]
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A Night at The Astor
I recently spent a couple days in Milwaukee for work. Since I booked my hotel a little late, the only place I could find within walking distance of my meetings was The Astor. It’s an old hotel (built in the 1920s), and, while parts of it seemed a little rundown, it was a pretty cool […]
I’m a sucker for a typical horror movie told from a different perspective. Scream, Cabin in the Woods and Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon are a few of the more popular movies in this genre, but The Final Girls tends to lean more towards Midnight Movie or Camp Daze (aka Camp Slaughter) […]
As I’ve mentioned many times in the past, I got into horror pretty late in my life. I remember watching some horror in my early teens, but it didn’t really hook me until my mid-to-late-twenties. Maybe that is the reason the trend of remaking treasured horror movies doesn’t really bother me. Even if I really […]
Finally! Zombies to hold us over until more zombies arrive! I mean, I guess you could always watch Night of the Living Dead during the summer or something, but that probably doesn’t happen in most households. It’s okay. We can still be friends. As long as you don’t love Survival of the Dead. Then […]