No, really! Enough with the zombies! I’m really sick of the all the books and movies about crusty, rotten, nonliving creatures of the apocalypse meandering around looking to eat “BRRAAAAIIINNNSSS”. I like the classics like everyone else (Night, Dawn, Day, Return of…)and I respect Romero for everything he has done with our industry. I even […]
Author: Renfield Rasputin
This creature of the night, Lies down by my side, Waiting for his evening to come. The moon shines on, As the evening is here, Bringing me out of my sleep. I look and see, I see him smiling, No reflection anywhere to be found. “Mirror, oh, mirror, tell me why, you […]
Scar the Martyr Scar the Martyr Roadrunner Records “Oh he is not going to be happy when he sees this!” It’s October 1st and I’m sitting across from my favorite vocalist in a local rock bar on the Houston stop of his latest tour. I can’t say his name because I do not want […]
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AproPOE – by Renfield Rasputin
I cast my gaze upon darkened skies while gates of benevolent horn and ivory on high Open to sever my memory of the night of her demise. Hammering rain stains Parisian clay glistening through fog like glitter on blood in a haze Reviving golden memories of her with thoughts like that of olden days And […]
Dear Bloodshot Betties and Felonious Fellows, Since this Halloween AMC, Chiller, and SYFY insist on showing shitty movies like “Leprechaun in the Hood” and “Jack Frost” to celebrate Halloween, I feel it necessary to revamp(ire) things and remind myself why this is my favorite time of year. So sit back with your favorite cup of […]
Greetings my ghoulie gagballs, As of the tragic current events lately I would like to address a situation that has been brought to my attention since my early adult years. Who should have the right to regulate the films, books, and music we enjoy and to what degree if any? This article is not intended […]
Good Mourning graveyard ghoulies and crematorium cretins, The witching season is upon us and to celebrate, if you are anything like me you will decorate your crypt from top to bottom in orange, black, smiling jack-o-lanterns, black cats, crazed witches, and other spookshow-a-rama goodness that will give thrills, chills, and make you jump with fright. […]
There is an old saying “Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?” This has been on my mind recently. I’m afraid that if you live by the sword, you will die by the sword and apparently I may have just fallen on my sword. I’ve been dabbling in horror for so long I think […]
Greetings Ghoulscouts, I had the pleasure of reading a script that someone sent me over the weekend. In short, I liked it. It had all the elements that a horror film needed. But that sparked a conversation between us online about what he wanted to capture in his story and what exactly we considered “scary”. […]
Welcome back all you freaks, creeps, and ghoulunatics, to another piece of cerebral sewage from everyone’s favorite grave robber, Renfield. Taking time out from robbing, uh, I mean, taking inventory of another grave, so that I can annoy, explain, and enlighten all you young witches and warlocks out there. As the next generation of horror […]