Hold onto your pants kids, because you are about to go on a gory, offensive, camp-tastic horror ride called Bloody Bloody Bible Camp. Written by Vito Trabucco and Shelby McIntyre, it is also directed by Trabucco. At the Happy Day Bible Camp, a crazed nun by the name of Sister Mary Chopper makes quick work […]
After what felt like an agonizingly long wait, The Walking Dead finally returnred last night with After. Picking up right where the midseason finale left off, Michonne makes herself some new pets and Rick and Carl have some bonding time. Seeing Herhsel’s head, infected with the virus, was an amazing F/X feat, but it also […]
What I’m drinking: Blue Stallion’s Smoked Lager. This is a local brewery. Every Sunday, they have Walking Dead viewing parties, so I decided to head over there with my sister and check it out. We had a blast. This is my favorite beer of theirs. As the name suggests, it has a really nice smoky […]
This was a very difficult film to watch. First off, I’d like to give a tremendous amount of respect to filmmaker Justin Cole for his renegade marketing tactics. Without even knowing it you’ve seen commercials for this film all across mainstream media. The initial youtube post that went up caused a scandal as most […]
Netflix description: Grieving parents rejoice when their missing son and daughter return after disappearing on a family trip to Tijuana. But they’re not the same children they once knew, even though everything looks normal on the outside. My thoughts: This movie was completely bonkers for the first 30 minutes or so. I got 20 minutes […]
Dear StageFright, I really, truly cannot wrap my brain around how it’s possible that you had escaped my attention until just now. Released in 1987, you are a perfect, little jewel box of horror cinema. The 80’s were abundant with overly colorful movies that featured awful saxophone heavy soundtracks; you embraced this without being overtly […]
Six strangers are brought together under what ,initially, seems to be random circumstances. Just like a dice has six sides, “DIE” is brought to us in six layers of storytelling, each layer revealing more of the characters’ histories. Directed by Dominic James, DIE immediately sets a somber tone with it’s muted color scheme and ongoing […]
Lost A Girl is a 2013 film from Porcelain Film. The film follows Saskia as she moves to a new city, eager for a fresh start after a very traumatic childhood. Lost A Girl is a very dark film. Everything from the tone and hue of the camera filter to the score gives it an […]
I’ve spoken at great length before about my hatred for zombies. I’ve long maintained that nobody is bringing anything new to the table and 90% of the stories could all take place in the same universe without having to overtly explain it. Then I watched Little Reaper. This is the first of two short films […]
Alright, I know everyone is really riled up about a “new” Frankenstein movie. I was neither here nor there about it. Although raised on classic films, to me, Frankenstein’s monster will always be the one that Mary Shelley gave me. In 1818, at the age of 18, a young woman named Mary Shelley was traveling […]