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Day Of The Dead 2: Contagium
For a few years now I’ve been telling anyone who will listen that Dracula 3D is the worst film ever made. I was wrong. Day of the Dead 2 Contagium now owns the spot of “Worst movie ever made” in my heart and has been embedded into the very depths of my soul. God-damn it […]
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The Beach House
2019Cosmic HorrorDirector: Jeffrey A. BrownStarring: Liana Liberato and Noah Le Gros This movie wasn’t on my radar until an email from Shudder that described it as a Lovecraftian horror film. Instantly intrigued, I booted it up and pressed play. The Beach House is definitely in the sphere of cosmic horror. Fear of the unknown and […]
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Re:Born
Re:Born (Directed by Yuji Shimomura. Starring: Tak Sakaguchi) I was really hoping to go into an in-depth review of this movie, but the same thing just kept popping into my head: Do you want to see more kills than John Wick 2 in a shorter amount of time? If the answer is “Yes,” then you […]
Anthologies seem to be on the rage lately, but I am not complaining! Let’s have a look at 2018’s Christmas themed anthology, All The Creatures Were Stirring. As with any anthology there is a framing device in place here, and a rather clever one at that. Jenn and Max are two people alone on Christmas […]
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Starfish
Cosmic HorrorDirected by: A.T. WhiteStarring: Virginia GardnerSynopsis: Gardner stars as Aubrey, a young woman suffering from the death of a close friend. When a mysterious signal from an unknown dimension summons the end of days, its appears as if only Aubrey is left on earth. Trapped in the apartment of her recently deceased best friend, the […]
(Caution: Minor spoilers ahead.) I have not seen The Strangers. I went into this “sequel” with no prior knowledge of the first film and I think Strangers: Prey at Night stands well on its own. You don’t need to see the first one to follow it. From what I’ve read they aren’t really related. […]
Film Review Before I wake (2016) Kate Bosworth stars as grieving Mum Jessie, alongside husband Mark. Following the tragic and untimely death of their young son, the couple decide to foster a troubled, but cute little boy called Cody. Enter Cody…possibly the cutest little thing since puss in boots made those eyes at Shrek!! Cody […]
Dusty watches Breakfast, the follow-up to Aleksandra’s Svetlichnaya’s wonderful Dinner.
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Worst Review: Split
A review on Split from someone who has never seen the movie & only has a vague understanding of its premise