It’s not a perfect movie, but I love it a little more every time I watch it. It has a great premise: the slasher in an obscure movie (The Dark Beneath, which is pretty much Texas Chainsaw Massacre with hints of Psycho) is able to leave the confines of the film, grab unsuspecting viewers, pull […]
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Original vs. Remake? That’s a debate that rages throughout the horror community. The general consensus is that the original is better. I tend to fall on that side of things myself. Even when I like a remake (which happens quite often), I still usually prefer the original. I don’t have a long history with horror, […]
Welcome back to my second year of “Worst. Halloween. Decorations. Ever.” special! This year’s cornucopia of crap comes from the people that brought you White Trash and Ghetto Fab America, Wal-Mart, and the stars of discounts for dummies K-Mart, as well as the upper-class with no class Target. And lastly and leastly, the store that […]
So far, this week has found new and creative ways to keep me busy, so I apologize for the tardiness (sorry Abed). Let’s get to it. After last week’s action/zombie-filled bloodbath, I knew we were due for a bit of a letdown. How do you follow up an episode like “No Sanctuary”? It’s hard to […]
The Best Night of the Year by Gerald Dean Rice It’s that time of year again! October is my favorite month, and The Best Night of the Year delivers three spooky short tales of Halloween horror. Synopsis: The Best Night of the Year contains 3 tales of terror from the author of Fleshbags. Two police […]
Did you all like when I wrote about Dracula 3D then disappeared for a while? What? You didn’t like that? My bad. To apologize, let’s watch Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: a different look on the murderous redneck genre. In this film, we follow the lovable Tucker and Dale as they fix up their new […]
It shouldn’t take one very long to notice that even alcohol companies are merging into the dark side with horror themed drinks and containers as well as horror themed people are merging into the alcohol (Marilyn Manson’s “Mansinthe”). Today you can walk into your friendly robbery-free liquor store and see that Tekillya (sorry, couldn’t resist) […]
The Green Eyed Monster First, let me get this out of the way. Ichabod’s jacket. Within the first moments of the 5th episode of the second season, some girl named Caroline is sewing buttons on it. At least they poke fun at my torture by having her add that she thinks Ichabod is a […]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. Don’t watch this movie. It caused Dusty to question his sanity. It cause Shawn to refer to Dario Argento as “Nature’s Greatest Monster”. (You should read both of those articles. Shawn’s is a great rundown of why he doesn’t like Argento, and mine is still one of my favorite things I’ve ever […]
Fashion Kills The Bata Shoe Museum in Toronto recently had an exhibit about the perils of Victorian fashion called “Fashion Victims: The Perils and Pleasures of Dress in the 19th Century.” Nowadays, we worry about people developing anorexia and plastic surgery addictions, but try wearing a dress made of arsenic. The world had no colorfast […]