The werewolf is one of the most tragic monsters in literary history. Their condition is a curse, a constant struggle to deal with and suppress their primitive nature. Once the moon turns man to beast, his hunger is voracious, his lust is insatiable, and his violence is brutal. As humans, acting upon these urges has been […]
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Hello boy’s and girl’s, Uncle Kreepy here and today i will be reviewing the horror classic House On Haunted Hill, starring Vincent Price. This masterpiece is a true delight, with a great story line and superb acting. How can it get better? You add the horror icon Vincent Price and TADA!! Perfection. What could be […]
The Conjured: Movie Review
Danelia is a down-on-her-luck artist who inherits her aunt’s house in a small town. She knows nothing about the aunt but hey, we have a movie here so she goes and lives there. All seems good for her until she starts having occult nightmares. She begins seeing a ghost named Adaline. These events prompt her to […]
Synopsis: What do a porn star, ex-soldier, Islamic extremist, quasi-mute and handsome bi-sexual have in common? Shared demon dreams, of course. Five strangers – all visiting the same therapist – have the same dream every night: they find themselves in an old castle, being stalked by a pale-faced demon. Their therapist does some research and […]
Starry Eyes: Movie Review
Synopsis: Sarah has a simple dream: work hard and make it to the silver screen. After all, who wants to work at Big Taters – a less classy version of Hooters – forever? She will do whatever she can to make her dream come true. What’s wrong with that? Thoughts: Everything. Everything is wrong with […]
Crimson Peak: Movie Review
Synopsis: Ghosts! Ghosts everywhere! At the turn of the 20th century, Edith Cushing (CUSHING!) is wooed by an English baronet, gets married and moves to his not-at-all ominous mansion, nicknamed “Crimson Peak”. There is a nefarious plot between the baronet and his insane sister in regards to Edith. And then, of course, there are the […]
Synopsis: Michelle is run off the road and awakens in a bunker with her leg chained to the wall. She was “saved” by Howard, a large man who is a terrible combination of socially awkward and not-so-vaguely threatening. He explains that there has been an attack and the air outside is contaminated. Do we believe […]
Paper Cuts: 7/12/16
Nailbiter #24 (Image) Have you ever turned a movie on TV and realized that the it’s coming to the climax and you become immediately invested? Never having read a single issue of Nailbiter, I decided to take a stab at issue 24 this week. (Forgive the bad jokes, I will try to limit them, but […]
I already wrote a review of The Conjuring 2, but I have some questions that would spoil the movie, so I opted to put them in a different post. Because I am a kind soul. 1. Lorraine was able to defeat the demon – Valak – by saying his name, screaming other things and condemning […]
The Conjuring 2: Movie Review
Synopsis: Based on the Enfield Poltergeist case, one of the more famous hauntings in British history. An adorable little British family is being haunted by a demon, and one of them is possessed. Whatever are they to do? Good thing the Warrens are on the case! Thoughts: I’ll admit to being hesitant about this movie. […]